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A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'

Harry answered, 'I'm 2o smart 4 the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade 2o!'

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She 2ok Harry 2 the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained 2 the principal what the situation was. The principal 2ld Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed 2 answer any of his questions he was 2 go back 2 the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained 2 him and he agreed 2 take the test.

Principal:
'What is Three x Three?'

Harry:
'9.'

Principal:
'What is six x six?'

Harry:
'thirty six.'

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go 2 the 3rd grade'

Ms. Brooks says 2 the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions..'

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2 of?'

Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: 'Pockets.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps in2?'

Harry: 'Pants.'

The principal sat 4ward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'

The principal's eyes opened really wide and be4e he could s2p the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'

Harry: 'Shake hands .'

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'

Harry:
'Firetruck.'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and 2ld the
teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.

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